What is a duck's favorite snack?
Quacker Jacks.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How do automobiles fly?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What bee is good for your health?