What is a duck's favorite snack?
Quacker Jacks.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How do you get straight A's?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call a hike across the universe?