Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What animal scores the most in basketball?