What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Lincoln Logs!
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Who invented fractions?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call bears with no ears?