What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Lincoln Logs!
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why is a computer so smart?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?