What's the loudest sport?
Racket-ball.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do cows say on NYE?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?