What's the loudest sport?
Racket-ball.
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?