We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What is the color of the wind?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How do you make a cow float?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?