Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kinder-garden.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What is another name for a cow?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?