What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Boxing Day.
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why do hogs play so much football?