Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How long will dinner be?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?