Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How do automobiles fly?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?