Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What bird is always sad?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?