Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What math figure is also in the band?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?