What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Vitamin K!
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do goldfish go camping?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?