Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
The dunk tank.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What animal floats best?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is another name for a cow?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Which band is always treated like royalty?