What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
I S-pie.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
I broke my finger!
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How do amoebas make calls?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?