Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What day is your mom always right?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?