Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
The Burrito Supreme Court.
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a very small Valentine?