Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What vehicle works the hardest?