Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What was the first animal in space?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?