What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did you learn in school today, son?