What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Which state has the best streets?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?