What kind of tree loves to high-five?
A palm tree!
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where do books sleep?