Why do baseball players always go to the park?
They love to slide!
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What makes music in your hair?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?