Why do baseball players always go to the park?
They love to slide!
What do nosey peppers do?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How does dinner smell?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?