What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?