What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's the noisiest food?