Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?