Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
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What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
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What sound does a witch's car make?