Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?