Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's a henway?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?