Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where do hands go on vacation?