How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Do dads always snore?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?