How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which family member is always relieved?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Which state is the cleanest?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?