What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
A dog sled.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?