What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why are baseball games at night?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?