What did the wasp do when he got hot?
He took off his yellow jacket.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Families are like fudge.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?