What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Owwwww-ch!
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
How do hurricanes see?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?