What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Owwwww-ch!
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do bears keep cool?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's good for both poker and theater?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why was the dog overweight?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What bird is always sad?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?