What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Sit in the shade.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?