How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?