What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?