What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?