Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which animal will never go bald?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What type of barrel breaks easily?