Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What tree has the most bark?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why was the math book sad?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?