Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where do mice leave their boats?