Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How much money does a skunk have?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.