Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?