Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
What animals love to close envelopes?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the foal cough?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?