What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why is winter considered holy?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a tired tree?
Which cats have the best manners?
What season begins with a thud?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why was the bunny upset?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where do horses reside?