What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which elf is the best singer?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What animal has the most fun?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did one plate say to the other?