Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What birds make average students?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What game do bats excel at?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?