Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?