Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?