What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why do bees gossip?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?