What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?