What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?