What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why do bees gossip?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did electricity win the race?