Where do books love to go on vacation?
A theme park.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
It's Crowded!
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What animal loves Indian food?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's the saddest part of the week?