Where do books love to go on vacation?
A theme park.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why are goats so funny?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are cars magic?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why was the dog so popular?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?