Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is the strongest animal?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?