Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?