Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?