Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Which elf is the best singer?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the student eat their homework?