What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do cats love to work?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?