What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is the coolest country?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?