Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a small mom?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?