Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is the smallest lion?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why are grandkids so great?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?