Why are grandkids so great?
They are usually cheaper than tech support.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What does the sun drink out of?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How do frogs get to work?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How do hurricanes see?