What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Why was the bee sad?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why is a computer so smart?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?