Where do clowns go on vacation?
It-aly.
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What are you studying in math?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How do you make antifreeze?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What kind of books do boats write?