Where do clowns go on vacation?
It-aly.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a short cow?
What is blue and not heavy?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?