Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Which state is the cleanest?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?