Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
The Great Planes.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?