What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's the friendliest national park?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Which state has the best streets?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the body of water think so much?