What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?